$DUKE
hes not a good boy.
the most useless dog in the world
poke him
contract
SOONTHE LORE
you name a dog duke cause you think hes gonna be somethin
he never is
duke is a top 30 dog name in america. its from latin. it means noble. its on the collar of like three hundred thousand dogs who have never done one thing in their lives
this is the official coin for that
duke is not a rescue story theres no part where he gets better. hes outside the gas station at 4am with a big chug and two scratchers he already lost on. flea bitten. one ear up. cigarette he found
and hes FINE. thats the part. hes not sad hes not tryna fix it he doesnt know theres somethin to fix
everyone has known a duke. your uncle had one. guy down the street had one. it sat in the yard for eleven summers doin absolutely nothin and the whole family loved it more than they loved each other
so from here anything about a guy who was supposed to be somethin and just wasnt points back at this coin. the friend who says hes locking in monday. the one who never left the group chat. every 4am run to the gas station for no reason
every dog coin ever made was a good boy
hes not a good boy
$DUKE
THE RAP SHEET
none of it stuck. most of it wasnt worth the paperwork

booked · released · came back for the free air
loitering
11 counts. dismissed. he lives there
public intoxication
it was a big chug. they tested it. it was a big chug
gambling
ongoing
possession
of somethin he found
impersonating a security dog
he was asleep on a job he did not have
unlicensed trading
he was selling the ice. the ice is free
tax evasion
has never earned one dollar in his life
declaring himself head of state
see below
resisting arrest
he did not wake up. they gave up
failure to appear
he appeared. just not there
MAKE HIM DO ANYTHING
type it and hes doin it. he has no say in this
EVERYTHING HES DONE
nobodys made him do anything yet. go on
HE NEEDS TWENTY
just till tuesday
he owes you
$0
he says hes good for it
HE BOUGHT SCRATCHERS
scratch em. he already knows how it goes
yeah
HE RUNS THIS LOT NOW
nobody elected him. nobody stopped him either

decree no. 1
pump 3 is mine now
— duke, of the parking lot
24 HOURS OF FOOTAGE
pulled off the forecourt camera. this is a full day





WHERE THE MONEY GOES
he did the math himself. it took a while
he has never earned a dollar in his life. every cent of this is your twenty